Spontaneity is wonderful, but like you, I lead a full life. I am available 7 days a week by appointment. For Chicago, at least 4 hours notice is required. Outside Chicago, at least 24 hours notice is required.
“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." ~ Isabel Allende
Contact: Enough about me - I want to know about you! Start by sending over your particulars via email or the Reservation Request Form above. In your introduction, be bold, make me laugh, but most of all be open and sincere. Feel free to tell me something special about yourself, even if it’s that you won the third grade spelling bee. {giggles}
Gift Exchange: I do not discuss romance and finance in the same conversation. Within the first 10 minutes of our meeting, please present the gift amount in an envelope, gift bag, book, or box of chocolates marked *Gift*. Please also have your business card and drivers license/passport ready for review upon my arrival.
Secret Squirrel {Discretion}: Discretion is a commodity I revere, as I am sure you do as well. I maintain the highest standards of discretion and do not disclose any of my associations to anyone. In addition, no records of your personal details are kept. If you are a gentlemen of high profile status or a public figure, Confidentiality Agreements and alternative screening methods are available. Please email me.
Screening {REQUIRED}: Self-preservation is the first law of nature; therefore, if it will be our first time meeting, I will need to do a brief screening to verify your identity prior to meeting. Please understand that if I am nervous or apprehensive during our date, neither of us will have a good time…and isn't that what this is all about? Your honesty will be cherished and I will make every effort to make this process as painless as possible. I just need to make sure you’re not a long lost cousin of say…Jeffrey Dahmer – LOL! I am always pleased when a gentleman provides this information before I have to ask for it. I accept employer information and members of Room Service2000, Preferred 411, and Date Check. Please note that ALL NEW boyfriends MUST also be at least 40 years of age - NO EXCEPTIONS.
Equal Opportunity: I am happy to accommodate gentlemen with disabilities, and I do not choose or eliminate suitors based on physical appearance, race, religion, or ethnicity. As long as you’re a gentleman, the rest will take care of itself.
Golden Rules:
You never get a second chance to make a GOOD first impression
1. I respond very well to gentlemen who are courteous and respectful.
2. Appearance counts! In order for us to fully enjoy the experience, I ask that you be freshly showered and well groomed with minty fresh breathe, or make time to do so upon your/my arrival. If we are to meet at my location, fresh towels and toiletries will be available for your use.
3. I do not smoke and have some slight bronchial problems. If you smoke, please kindly refrain from smoking immediately before our meeting.
4. I am clean, disease and drug free and want to stay that way. Please do not pressure me to perform outside of my comfort zone. Your limits will be respected as well.
5. Call me if you find yourself running late or unable to make it. No call/no shows will never get a second chance.
6. Please do not discuss any sex acts, or use foul language of any kind in any form of communication with me. If you do so, all contact will be terminated.
7. I absolutely love to hear from you after our date. A nice little note via email is always appreciated and remembered.
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of them out there,
but only one can
make your dreams
come true."
